NYC’s diner culture isn’t dead, it’s just evolving — top critic picks 5 great grub spots to prove it

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Times are undeniably reliable for New York City’s legendary diner culture, squeezed by skyrocketing nutrient costs and rent hikes starring to higher paper prices — all amid stagnating demand, arsenic Big Apple eaters move their attentions elsewhere.

Longtime section edifice professional Robert Sietsema told The Post that nan metropolis is presently locked into an “era wherever everyone is obsessed pinch food” — where younger diners request their nutrient to beryllium much “innovative” and “beautiful” than immoderate homely diner burger ever could be.

“They’re consenting to salary much —  [but] someway nan aged nutrient doesn’t trim it,” said nan erstwhile Village Voice critic, who maintains an progressive Substack newsletter. “They want foie gras connected apical of their typical blend of rib and brisket.”

But moreover pinch nan decks stacked higher than pancakes against nan beloved genre, fans of Gotham’s storied greasy spoons request not suffer hope, Sietsema stated.

Just arsenic nan metropolis is ever-evolving, a caller procreation of grub shacks is reinventing for nan modern property — with haunts for illustration nan Lower East Side’s thriving Golden Diner and Nolita’s Thai Diner wooing younger gourmands.

And arsenic agelong arsenic there’s request for “normal” and “reasonably priced” fare, Sietsema said, immoderate loop of nan classical diner will beryllium present to work that need. Here are nan critic’s 5 favourite retro luncheonettes correct now — and really they’re gathering nan moment.

Kellogg’s Diner

Perhaps obscurity is nan diner’s improvement much evident than this adjacent century-old Brooklyn standby, which Sietsema said was erstwhile of nan city’s worst diners, notorious for its “jiggly” fried eggs.

However, aft filing for bankruptcy successful 2023, nan nosh-talgic haunt — which had a cameo connected HBO’s “Girls” successful 2013 — was revived by Louis Skibar, proprietor of Coppelia.

Texas autochthonal and Roberta’s alum Jackie Carnesi came successful to helm nan kitchen, and pinch her input, Kellogg’s knowledgeable a major gastronomic glow-up.

This renaissance saw nan preamble of Tex-Mex classics specified arsenic guajillo-braised short rib hash pinch chipotle condiment ($15) and San Antonio food enchiladas pinch chili gravy ($22), which Sietsema particularly enjoyed.

“Kellogg benignant of led nan measurement among diners adding Mexican nutrient and doing a really awesome occupation of it.” Sietsema told The Post. “[It’s] not Mexican nutrient busted down to diner hamburger level aliases nachos level.”

He besides noted that moreover nan classics for illustration chickenhearted cookware pastry ($23) were “rendered pinch superior fidelity, washed down pinch a vino database that wouldn’t make you gag.”

Sietsema besides praised Kellogg’s for expanding its work to 24 hours a day, noting that they upped nan prices a spot but not “overwhelmingly so.”

518 Metropolitan Avenue, Williamsburg

Azara Kitchen

But is simply a diner that serves much upmarket and divers fare really still a diner?

Sietsema thinks yes — citing Azara Kitchen, wherever diner classics for illustration Caesar salads ($19) and plain omelets ($17) bump plates pinch West African classics for illustration peanut food lamb stew ($20), on pinch shrimp n’ grits ($24) and different psyche nutrient staples.

The erstwhile Gourmet Magazine contributor billed Azara arsenic a “West African edifice that is “no mobility a diner” claiming that “it is imaginable to return nan diner arsenic a format and reproduce it.”

“This spot represents thing for illustration a modern compendium of Harlem cuisine — astatine diner prices,” he observed, noting that nan edifice serves 3 meals a day.

348 Lenox Avenue, Central Harlem

Square Diner

Serving quiet diners for astir 100 years, nan hip-to-be Square is 1 of nan past remaining train car diners successful Lower Manhattan, making this early 20th-century straggler an anomaly successful nan trendy and ever-changing vicinity of Tribeca.

Sietsema said Square astir apt lucked up successful nan existent property lottery.

“It’s connected a batch that is useless to existent property people. It’s a mini triangle of land,” he told The Post. “You’re not going to build a precocious emergence condo there, and cipher wants to build what nan existent property group telephone taxpayers, which would beryllium conscionable a small mini building pinch unit successful it.”

The shingle-roofed eatery, reportedly manufactured by nan Kullman Dining Car Company of Newark, NJ successful 1952, serves an encyclopedic array of diner classics from Greek omelettes ($19.75) to corned beef Reubens ($26).

However, nan master said nan highlights are nan all-day breakfast, nan legendary tuna melt ($23) and nan Mile High Apple Pie ($10) pinch “flaky crust and thinly sliced fruit.”

33 Leonard Street, Tribeca.

Jackson Hole

Located conscionable westbound of LaGuardia Airport, nan 1950’s-era Airline Diner is presently nan astir iconic location near successful NYC’s classical Jackson Hole Burgers concatenation — a neon-lit beacon conscionable supra nan Grand Central Parkway that’s unfastened precocious into nan night.

“The paper holds fewer surprises,” Sietsema said of nan airport-adjacent eatery, which cinephiles mightiness admit from nan segment from “Goodfellas” wherever Henry Hill and Tommy DeVito hijack a truck.

But surprises aren’t why you travel present — rather, nan constituent is to observe nan unadulterated old-school charm — from tight booths and a achromatic and achromatic checkerboard luncheon antagonistic to nan twirling stools lined up alongside.

Offerings entail behemoth 7 oz burgers ($12 for nan regular), steak fries ($6), classical milkshakes ($6.75) and chickenhearted sandwiches ($12.50).

69-35 Astoria Boulevard North, East Elmhurst

La Bonbonniere

With its Spartan reddish and achromatic motion advertizing burgers and “Coca-Cola,” this cash-only, vintage snack barroom and fountain successful nan West Village feels for illustration a visitant from nan past.

Fare present is arsenic nary frills, entailing hearty, stick-to-your-ribs meal staples for illustration omelets ($11) and French toast ($12.50).

This is wherever Sietsema prefers eating his “favorite meal of 2 eggs complete easy, fried potatoes, sage pork sausages, buttered full wheat toast, and decent diner coffee.”

“They are master ovum cookers here, and nan java is amended than average, still pinch free refills,” he said.

How does a throwback for illustration this negociate to enactment afloat successful nan able West Village neighborhood? Sietsema believes that “fundamentally, nan emotion of diners cuts crossed each societal classes.”

“I utilized to go, and location would beryllium Ethan Hawke sitting location eating his breakfast, and I would go, ‘why are these celebrities successful this diner?'” he recounted to The Post.

“And that’s because group spell to a diner to consciousness for illustration a normal person, which is simply a emotion that they seldom get to have.”

28 Eighth Avenue, West Village